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== media type="file" key="02 - Secret Oktober.mp3" align="center" width="344" height="48" =Welcome to Fed's Troll Kidney-Roast!! = =// (In honor to Billy... Best Friend, fellow-adventurer, and lost brother found again) // = This page is dedicated to all those 40-something weenies, that are getting fat, losing their hair, going through mid-life crisis ( or child regression), and just don't have much of a life anymore (marriage, divorce, kids, constipation, 80's music, etc.) No, we cannot bring back the days when Duran Duran was King of the Airwaves, or bring back gel, hairspray, half-perms, and parachute pants. But we can ressurect a past-time that seemed to entertain us so much when everybody else was partying, and all the losers in high school always seemed to get all the hot babes.

I take great pride in being able to say, "I am not alone in this world for my craving for a good __troll kidney-roast__, or cheering till I go hoarse when a roll of the die trips up the 12-handed demon in to the eternal abyss!" May we have another 40 years of RPG games where we can act out our desires in fantasy that we never realized in real life (like pulling the hair off a bound monk and punching his teeth out for the sole purpose of reducing his charisma... ah Jolden, Jolden). See you at the games!

//user:kegogi2go Grand Dungeon Master FED, of the 20th Plane of Iuz//

My Discovery of "Dragon's of Underearth" and "Melee."
Well, here is what I found so far on that glorious Metagame we use to play. First, I give you "Dragons of Underearth" (DOU).

I found this in a PDF file so after you click and download it, you will have to print out the maps and counter figures. Hopefully you all have some fo the old D&D figures we use to use. If the maps don't print to size, get one of those laminated jobs from a hobby store like we use to get and do a one-for-one transfer. Let me know how it turns out. Check it out:



OK, so now you have DOU. Get ready for some Troll roasts! After you guys have a few rounds of DOU, you will want to move into the more advanced moves. Remember ""The Fantasy Trip: Melee" ? Well, I didn't find this in a PDF file, but I did manage to copy and paste it into a Word Doc, which is even better. This site has ALL the rules from Melee!! So check this out:

**The Fantasy Trip - Melee**


 * DOWNLOAD THE WORD DOCUMENT HERE!! **





OK, now we're almost done. Here are some other links that I found where you can go and get new modules, and what not. Hopefully from the link above and the ones below we can get this game cracking! Billy, since you have them fast reading Bunny-Eyes, hopefully you can do your majic and get us up to speed. Some of us guys with kids just find it a little hard to find the necessary time to go through some of this stuff! Let me know when you guys have your first game. Long live the the 3-handed sword and down to th the 12-handed demon!! May the Troll kidneys pop and fizzle over some nice hot lava coals!

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